By idonthaveauserna - 09/10/2014 16:48 - United Kingdom - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML
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OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype. I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.

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ahippienamedrae 10

It's definitely time to have a talk about hygiene.

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shepp626 11

The single best way to guarantee she never gives you a BJ! real smart

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weveallbeenthere 30

unless you haven't seen him or been close to him, I don't see how you wouldn't notice that.

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booyons 8

If he is using the Brazilian carnival scent, that's just fun for everyone.

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mbuck87 19

Ugh FYL if you've tried to give him a ******* lately. Nasty!

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mosquito19 14

how do you not noticed the sworn of flies following his crotch area?

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teevthoj 9

And the good news is. U can't smell that he haven't showered because he just that fresh

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