By idonthaveauserna - 09/10/2014 16:48 - United Kingdom - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML
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OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype. I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.

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nichollelovins 18

Wow I guess he passed the noseblind test with the odor eliminating power now we can have blindfolded people smell him

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abattior 18

How lazy is he for not taking 5 minutes to shower..

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Khaleesi_26 30

Thats gross, personal hygiene is something that is very important for EVERYBODY.

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TippyM 8

I'll admit it...that's lazy and disgusting. I understand some people can get busy, but it's not that hard to shower.

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Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13

I did this for a half a year, wasnt too bad. I used deoderant, and i cleaned my hair once a month. It was cool.

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cocacola999 27

You have an interesting concept of cool.

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countryb_cth 38

What about the ball sweat?! Washing your hair and your balls needs more than once a month of washing, especially the balls!! Ewww half a year of ball sweat *gag*

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kyu_Q 19

Good thing the body defends itself by shutting off the sense of smell after a while. 6 months; unless you were in Siberia or Antarctica thats not cool.

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mangoboy1 19

Damn I get maybe skipping one shower but a whole month is just nasty

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