Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a...

By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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By susiedoggles - 05/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Milford

Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML

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You deserved it 310

Is it a fetish or just gross?

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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You deserved it 146

By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 593

You deserved it 3 775

By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 550

You deserved it 6 257

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 646

You deserved it 1 566

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 389

You deserved it 750

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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You deserved it 39 762

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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You deserved it 9 297

Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

I agree, your life sucks 101

You deserved it 867

By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 8 242

onebadsummer 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:05

You're dating a furry.

DogmaT_fml 4

Monday 1 February 2010 9:13

well maybe you are supposed to find his nuts and then find a hole for them somewhere

Comments

blastvortex 3

Monday 1 February 2010 18:41

It sounds like he needs help finding his nuts, if he even has any to begin with. But hey, you asked.

wafflebot 0

Monday 1 February 2010 19:10

O.O this idea is extrmely arousing...

krislea10 0

Monday 1 February 2010 19:27

okay while I don't necessarily believe gay is the right thing... I'm definately not gonna condemn him. you do what you do.. but if my bf said this to me I would laugh in his face.. and feel really awkward

zattele 3

Monday 1 February 2010 19:36

*with a squirell voice* how low can you go.... how low can u go ....

devilishD 0

Monday 1 February 2010 19:40

well it's just obvious that he's been affected by all those naked furry squirrels frolicking with their golden nuts, teasing him! Damned homewrecking squirrels!

bonnieandclyde44 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:20

hahahaa

lost1994 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:21

haha yea then you can chew on his nuts ;)

HermonieGranger 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:30

lol! @106 eew but funny

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Monday 1 February 2010 20:55

Thats what you get for being a furfag and dating a furfag.

Tahsis 4

Monday 1 February 2010 21:50

Half of all relationships on FML are gay which is way above the actual amount. So either gays get screwed over more or some people are lying.

Lord_of_0 4

Sunday 21 November 2010 18:28

Well, if I had to choose between "gay people get screwed over more than any other group in the world, except possibly transsexuals" or "there are a lot of lies and troll FMLs on FML", I'd have to go with... both.