By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
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DogmaT_fml 4

well maybe you are supposed to find his nuts and then find a hole for them somewhere

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Sekococo 0

Hey OP how many nuts can you hold in your mouth ? Lets see 1....2...O.O

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spellbound 0

well.. atleast give him credit for trying ;)

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alex_vik 0

A gay furry? There's something shocking. /sarcasm

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alex_vik 0

What the hell? Why was that moderated? I was mocking furries, not gays!

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Vehicle 1

Hahahhaha your boyfriend is at least creative. I have a squirrel costume if you wanna borrow.

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Iniit_Bladz 0

I lol-ed so much at this, at the off chance the OP might have made a mistake when posting, and could be a actually be a woman :L But to all the abusive homophobes - get a ******* life, you dickheads - please note, if you're a guy and hoping someday to get laid, give up the homophobia, because I have yet to meet a girl who doesn't love gay guys. It's making a big assumption, I know, and I'm not being sexist, it's just my experience - but it's true, I've never met a homophobic girl. So, guys, take note - homophobia doesn't impress girls, and it doesn't impress any civil guys that might be unfortunate enough to be your friends. Homophobia is ignorant and narrow minded, and if you had more than 3 brain cells you'd wake the **** up and see what a prejudiced person you are. Hope you're really ******* proud. The only homophobe I know is a guy I hang out with, and he has a genuine phobia of same sex couples (the same idea as arachnaphobia - sorry if I spelt that wrong), girls or guys, flings or life long partners. He was born with it, he can't help it, it's completely irrational and yet I've NEVER heard him say a word against gay couples. He just puts up with it. Why do people have to be such ******* assholes?

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tiancai 0

Just because you live in a degenerate western country where homosexuality is promoted by the media (which is the main reason why the gullible females you mentioned approve of it) doesn't mean it's the case for all of us. Thankfully where I live, most girls (and people in general) are utterly disgusted by the idea of homosexuality.

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tiancai 0

Those things are irrelevant, and your country will become devoid of them soon enough, just you watch ;)

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tiancai 0

What's so ridiculous, your people are so dumb that to take away their so called "freedoms" would be a piece of cake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tznR4wPeS4M

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Velaur 0

#89 is butthurt from anti-furry comments.

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tiancai 0

liberalism = dumbness & weakness

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blazingman311 1

Whats wrong with being a squirrel? You like nuts, right?

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