Health: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth... - FML

By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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Stuck in the middle with you

By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By ToddlersWife - 15/06/2014 11:10 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

knights95 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

That's just gross

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kennyisboss 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:59

if he gets mad at you does he breath on you?

122409 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:55

*breathe

thetrollyoulike 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:12

*fail^

bassdredd 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:16

*breathe

hodgepodge365 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:26

hahahahaha!

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:59

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! That is so DISGUSTING ! and you kiss him. Oh you so deserve it then if you didn't notice. Shame on you ! Youre' gonna catch something nasty ........

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:00

...wait, how do you not notice the lack of dental hygiene in someone that you have been (presumably) kissing for 2 years? this requires explanation... |the kid|

z_bibi 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:00

hahahah ! I know what you will buy for him at ur anniversary... so damn toothbrush and toothpaste ;)

MizzErikaHart 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:01

how have you not noticed ur man hasn't brushed his teeth in 2 years.

EamNim 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:02

Just what I was thinking.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:35

i tried thinking about it, and i just wound up with a headache. i mean...shit, i notice my *own* breath if it stinks after a meal, and i brush, floss, and gargle mouthwash at least 2 times a day. i can't even fathom... |the kid|

jacksonclarke 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:02

once you get the girl you can afford to let yourself go a little...

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:19

Yeah, maybe not shaving as much or skipping showers, 2 years without brushing his teeth? Nuh uh.

asianinvasionn6 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:03

either you didn't kiss for two years, or you didn't notice anything foul smell while he talked / kissed you... Ugh gross!

lgriffin86 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:04

ummm and you couldn't tell on your own? that's disgusting!

Laawy 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:05

what kind of "man" is that ???

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:05

Gross SOB, move on before he swears off bathing.

lilmisslovely13 15

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:47

If you're profile is right (im not a creeper, i just wanted to see the picture) and you're 9 yo, then you probably shoukd kniw how to spell slob... lol im just messing with ya!! your pic is hilarious btw...

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