Health: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth... - FML

By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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Stuck in the middle with you

By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By ToddlersWife - 15/06/2014 11:10 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

knights95 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

That's just gross

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dregray 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:25

your breath must be just as bad as his if u never noticed

oznerol75 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:26

Didnt You Kiss Him .? Wouldnt You Of Known.?

hurleycat 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:28

don't kiss him! don't kiss him!

Raebae1120 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:35

Soo how did you NOT know ? I know his breath had to sear your nostril hairs, & I find it hard to believe you went 2years without kissing him . . Nasty, nasty nassssssssty !

maccagirl 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:39

ummm and how have you not already figured this out?!?!?

budd28 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:51

ewwwwwww that's nasty

budd28 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:51

ewwwwwww that's nasty

budd28 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:51

ewwwwwww that's nasty

kisshu_fml 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:52

mmmm yummy haha Jk

babygirrl 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:15

yeah, THAT happened .

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