Health: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth... - FML

By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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Stuck in the middle with you

By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By ToddlersWife - 15/06/2014 11:10 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

knights95 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

That's just gross

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awkward_turtles 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:30

And u didn't notice?!?!

Ravemonster 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:33

And you didn't notice? Eww

zachattack112492 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:42

anyone else start think this guy might be green? and hairy? and dislike Christmas?

soccer1629 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:45

How did you not notice

angelboo 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:58

that's just nasty

LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:02

Damn he must have the most raunchiest breathe ever....then again there's some people who just never seem to have smelly breathe. Sucks for you though...hope u get him to fix his oral hygiene.....or just his hygiene in general o_o

ahleexcrabtree 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:07

Ew. I wouldn't date someone that'd do that.

LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:08

He probably just said that to piss u off though XD cuz it'd deff be noticeable his mouth would be a fckn bacteria factory

niplipsip 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:28

I agree. There's no way someone could get away with two years worth of bacteria buildup in their mouth without everyone around them noticing. unless... He was a recluse. And there's no way his girlfriend (of ALL people) wouldn't notice. Unless, she had no sense of smell, taste, and sight.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:08

how have you not noticed this??

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:10

you didn't notice the yellow teeth? FYL

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