By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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redshortsx 0

oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

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trellz17 19

2 years? so his teeth must be yellow and rotten right? there's no way you couldn't have noticed a few weeks into the relationship.

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Bekll 31

Why did he suddenly stop brushing his teeth? What compelled him to think that was a wise decision? We're in the 21st century... I just don't understand why anyone would do this. it's like that guy on Freaky Eaters who was in his mid-20s living in the US who had never had a single vegetable in his life.

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generationx 0

#4 im glad my coments make you come. :)

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SteelCladAngel 0

bleh my ex had //bad// hygiene but he at least brushed his teeth and showered occasionally *gags* I wish I could burn those memories from my mind D;

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nicholedestiny17 0

how could u not tell?!

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EZ2XLR8 7

My best guess is, he only started dating you so he wouldn't be alone, if he claimed to have stopped brushing his teeth. But I'm pretty sure he brushed sometimes... or else he'd have rotten teeth and it would be noticeable, my ex-husband was a dentist. A lot can happen in 2 years.

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OhSnap_NoWay 0

You didn't think to ask him why his breath always smelt like shit for the past 2 years?

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