By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

"Why is he always 'hanging out' in your house Denise?!"

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alexlots 20

Probably time to dump him if he's so insecure he thinks you'd hook up with your own brother

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erindgentry 28

Did you incest you weren't cheating on him with your brother?

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reeper147 14

Well to be fair, we aren't hearing a no. Is this a flowers in the attic type of scenario?

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

I incest you talk it over with him

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codytallica 38

You might not see it this way but look at it on the bright side, if there is one lol. I think your bf has seen your relationship with your brother and is jealous of the bond that you two have and he wants that kind of thing with you too. Then again, he may be a freak that actually believes it. My advice is to just weather the storm for now and if he goes further than an assumption like stalking or cameras then run!

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crazyapes 6

I read this to my wife, who the immediately started humming the Game of Thrones theme song.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Is he that stupid? The future has no hope if he has children

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helptheorphans 17

lookin for that "you mean ex-boyfriend" comment

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