By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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KatieLov3sChu 4

2 secrets in 1 apparently

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

This is the one time you hope he is having an affair

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iloveeyouuxD 9

^^ i think he wins

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Amrel 10

Here's another thing the thong is also a hat:)

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sociology 0

I vote u move as far away as u can.

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thecarldeep 8

15 minutes later a new FML pops up: "Today, I told my girlfriend the last time I was at her house, I stole her black lace thong from the laundry room. She told me it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. FML".

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I_be_darn 3

Now man that would be a real pisser. ?

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whoa_is_failz 6

He knew it was your dads. Thats why he stole it.

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PurpleFrostingg 7

.....I have nothing to say to this...

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perdix 29

And yet you made me scroll a little bit further than I should have to because you had to announce that. There are thousands, maybe millions, of people who have nothing to add to a story. You know what they do? Not comment! If you feel the need to express yourself, but don't have anything to say, please cut-and-paste these sure-fire "wins!" That sucks. YDI for being a *****! Make me a sammich. Aw, I'm sorry. ______(your text here)____ plumpa humpa ______(your text here)_____ ______(your text here)____ blumpkin ______(your text here)_____ Save this pre-fab comment kit as a text file on your desktop and use it as needed.

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