Love: Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 195

You deserved it 3 589

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Same thing different taste

Kinda sweet

By cakegirl - 26/05/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 457

You deserved it 3 815

By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 694

You deserved it 5 025

Post-it

By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 745

You deserved it 119

Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 733

You deserved it 4 757

By 16isntsweet - 20/08/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 966

You deserved it 6 067

So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 905

You deserved it 136

The gift that keeps on giving

By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 300

You deserved it 1 687

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 146

You deserved it 10 739

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 451

You deserved it 3 536

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 242

You deserved it 7 149

elfako 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:37

Why do women (in the comments) act like a guy breaking up with you means he's a douchebag. Nowhere does it say that he was an asshole, or broke up with her to **** her best friend. All it says is he broke with her and made her a cake to help her feel better. SO WHAT! Would you rather him stayed with her until he was so unhappy that he did resort to ******* her best friend?!

thektulu7 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:27

Should have shoved the cake in his face.

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goathumpy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 10:37

#61 would have been epic..had it not been for the repeat posts that ensued.

itsTiffany 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:44

Hahahaha, #5 just made this FML funny.

jnef02 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:00

OUCH. That is NOT cool.

Raspberry_007 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:15

lmfao life sucks, doesnt it?

babble 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:17

#118, that's exactly what the OP is saying.

megfml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:04

I'm sorry, but he is totes gay.

stylishfish 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:20

Well maybe the OP likes cake, but so what? It doesn't make up for her boyfriend breaking up with her. In fact, it makes the breakup worse because it's all the more memorable. Also, don't you find it immensely sad that such a sweet, thoughtful, awesome guy is now her EX-boyfriend? Obviously, not many of you have been through a painful breakup.

hockeygirl202 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:43

was the cake at least good?

isantorin 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:30

Commas are important, children. If you're saying your boyfriend is your best friend, your life isn't ******. That's a pretty sweet way to break up with someone.