Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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By NotTilly - 10/03/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By this is why I drink! - 27/12/2021 22:59

Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:45

I love your family.

t0phurius 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:50

Sounds like you have an awesome family. At least he didn't pretend to be a nudist....

Comments

Escapist28 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:44

He probably thought it would be funny because it IS funny. Your grandpa sounds fantastic

Gwenhyvar 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:46

Hahaha, I would love that. That's hilarious!

DeathShad0 1

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:56

That would be awesome if my family would do that... My dad has all sorts of guns too. I can see the WIN now...

shootingstar8D 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:02

F(your bf's)Life

iFruit 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:03

HAHA. Your grandpa is a genius!

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:06

It was probably a subliminal message to you- Once you are in the family, you're in for life. Was it a shotgun by any chance?

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:08

Probably a subliminal message for him- Once you 're in the family, you're in for life. Was it a shotgun by any chance?

stave_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:09

Now there is one awesome grandpa

PuhPuhPuhPi 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 1:13

That's great! I wish my family was like that - they're just good ol' regularly dysfunctional. It does kind of remind me of my ex-girlfriend, who told everyone that her grandmother was hard of hearing so everyone would yell when they spoke to her. Pissed the grandmother off quite a bit.