Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation....

By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 12:00

Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML

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Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 18:00

Today, I'm finally visiting my long-distance boyfriend in his home country. He has a vomit-inducing migraine, and the traditional food he fed me triggered the worst kidney attack I've had in years. We're both lying on the couch writhing in pain. Yay, quality time together. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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Non perishable goods

By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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Saturday 24 August 2013 12:03

Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.

perdix 29

Saturday 24 August 2013 14:37

Hmm, getting downvoted sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation.

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Cazz91 21

Saturday 24 August 2013 15:10

I am going to take a guess that stopping and spending a night in a cheap motel until you felt better the next day was out of the question? I had to do that once before. The drive home was 10 hours long. I ended up getting really sick from camping and its not like we had a toilet since we chose to travel in the car and camp old school instead of using the RV that time. The choice was to keep stopping every ten minutes until we finally got home or spend a night in a cheap motel. I was thankful to stop for the night and wait until the next day to start traveling again when I was less ill. I hope you feel better fast, OP. :(

Keattles 14

Saturday 24 August 2013 15:21

Ah, I hate throwing up, it's the worst, especially in a tight space. Feel better OP!

ddlovatolover 23

Saturday 24 August 2013 15:38

I think #5 means if OP pukes, since paper bags are what they normally use for vomit.

starile 19

Saturday 24 August 2013 15:49

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