By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
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Bano360 25

Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.

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perdix 29

Hmm, getting downvoted sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation.

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johnd893 4

As forest gump said "shit happens" just do your business while in traffic since you really have no other choice at the moment I'm sorry that happened to you.

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worldclassrager 39

Wasn't there an alternate route you could have taken?

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tzoro37 9

Toss them out the window to people who deserve it. You don't want that smell in your car.

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micvilla36 2

sounds to bad to be true

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kokoroddd 2

YDI for eating thousands of cans of beans. Woo I did that once. Not fun at all =(

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Blahblah9921 4

sorry to hear ur sick hope u feel better

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ThatBoredGuy 4

Well this is a shitty situation ... Sorry about it though

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stoych 19

Oooh. That cars going to smell kinda funky when you get back, not your fault though, hope your boyfriend is understanding though... I had salmonella a few years back and thought I was going to die so I really sympathise with you OP.

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