By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
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Bano360 25

Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.

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perdix 29

Hmm, getting downvoted sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation.

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Cadillac4427 8

plastic bag works wonders

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8born8 18

There's always one bad thing that happens when you've had a great time. It's almost like the universe decided "Oh, you had a great time on vacation?.... Lets make it even more memorable shall we" cue food poisoning. Hope you get better soon.

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Fluffydemise 18

I'm curious about your username, OP. Well, more specifically the absense of the words 'it' or 'in'.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

I'm sorry, but am I the only one thinking that my username would be "Shitshitshitshitshit!!!!" in this circumstance? I can see it now.. Bulging eyes and all. o.o

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ILoveMyArm 15

Yes, you are the only one to think that.

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alshygirl 14

Paper? That would soak right through. OP needs plastic

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kkmwong 11

Looks like you will need a roadside stop.

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amberlyyyy 15

At least you'll never ever ever forget this vacation! Hope the rest of it was great though!

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