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Youre both fuking retarded.
Are you so young that you haven't been through sex ed in school? Or your parents haven't had a sex talk with you? If you really couldn't figure it out then you are not ready yet and need some more education before trying again.
Utah has baned sex Ed from schools now stating that it's "the parents" role
My parents never had the sex ralk with me and I'm fine I thought it was normal human nature
Good for Utah. Why should the schools have to teach classes about sex just because parents are too embarassed or don't care enough to talk to their kids about sex? Sex education is a waste of a school's time and money.
If you can't figure our how to have sex (I thought it was pretty obvious, amd I'm sure you learn how it works in Health class) then you're definitely too young to be having sex.
'...And remeber: You put the peanut in the peanut hole!'
Ha, good one! But I think even a few years past that....
I can't have sex till after one thousand two hundred and fifty nine?
If she's old enough to count, she's old enough to mount.
What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her ******* around some and then stick it inside her and pee.
When I was younger I thought I had to pee inside them too! Wrong liquid. But I agree if you can't figure things out, you didn't meet the criteria of instinct + age + responsibility.
I did too, at first, I didn't know about inserting tho…
Probably a blessing in disguise
Seriously? My (now ex) boyfriend and I were both virgins when we got together and we had no problems. It's not rocket science o.O I literally do not understand how one couldn't figure out how to stick a penis into a ****** and thrust.
There's a rocket involved. Therefore rocket science
Um how can you not figure it out...it's a pretty simple thing
Maybe he's just not actually that attracted to you and couldn't get it up...
Keywords
'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.
If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.