By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 064
You deserved it 59 341

Same thing different taste

Top comments

suitgirl5 5

If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.

Comments

ssnowywinter 0

Tell me, how does one fuke? Perhaps you should proofread your comments before making asshole statements.

Are you so young that you haven't been through sex ed in school? Or your parents haven't had a sex talk with you? If you really couldn't figure it out then you are not ready yet and need some more education before trying again.

Utah has baned sex Ed from schools now stating that it's "the parents" role

My parents never had the sex ralk with me and I'm fine I thought it was normal human nature

Good for Utah. Why should the schools have to teach classes about sex just because parents are too embarassed or don't care enough to talk to their kids about sex? Sex education is a waste of a school's time and money.

bettyboop428 24

Some kids don't have strong parental figures in their lives to have the talk with them. My parents were like the children in our family so we had to learn from school. Some families just don't work that way.

If you can't figure our how to have sex (I thought it was pretty obvious, amd I'm sure you learn how it works in Health class) then you're definitely too young to be having sex.

chengy4191 7

Either too young or too stupid lol

'...And remeber: You put the peanut in the peanut hole!'

PenguinSwag47 0

If your age is on the clock, you're too young for a ****.

Ha, good one! But I think even a few years past that....

I can't have sex till after one thousand two hundred and fifty nine?

If she's old enough to count, she's old enough to mount.

What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her ******* around some and then stick it inside her and pee.

yourlifesfucked 0

South park win. That one was on last night =D

NTalbott 4

"Mom, do I have a dad?" "Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, the man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha."(This is from an old one, but it's still an awesome SP episode)

When I was younger I thought I had to pee inside them too! Wrong liquid. But I agree if you can't figure things out, you didn't meet the criteria of instinct + age + responsibility.

I did too, at first, I didn't know about inserting tho…

Seriously? My (now ex) boyfriend and I were both virgins when we got together and we had no problems. It's not rocket science o.O I literally do not understand how one couldn't figure out how to stick a penis into a ****** and thrust.

There's a rocket involved. Therefore rocket science

Um how can you not figure it out...it's a pretty simple thing

Maybe he's just not actually that attracted to you and couldn't get it up...