Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our... - FML

By Tattooed_Blonde - 20/01/2010 12:09 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML

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Tattooed_Blonde 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:13

Okay guys settle down. We were caught up in the moment and we figure at first they were only peeking over the fence, and then started jumping. Oh gosh, don't be such prudes :D

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nickharbut 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 16:11

haha wouldn't you hear the trampoline noise? lol

YoungE 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 16:09

how the hell do you miss three girls ?

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Frank155 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:45

Hum wtf... check around you when you are doing stuff like that lol, YDI

perdix 29

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:08

OK, snick, here I am. What are the odds that one guy and three little girls would be bouncing on trampolines at the same time in adjacent yards? The "mouths wide open" image is disturbing. Is the OP suggesting that the girls wanted a sample of her boyfriend? Yuck.

awesome576 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:10

oh shitttttt wow damn

TheCoolGuy3434 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:22

wow that sucks!

Nic_hole 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:37

hahaha wow could you not hear the trampoline springs??

caligurl10 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:54

ahh that totally sux for you guys but **** your neighbors for putting that in there backyard so u have no privacy!!

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:23

Lol, all these comments say the little girls "had to" or they were "forced to" watch them, but the truth is that little girls chose to look and they had no business to do so. Mind your own god damn business.

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:26

FYL it's your backyard, you can do whatever you want and shouldent have to worry about 3 little brats stalking you.

PottentialFML 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:44

YDI for not letting them join in. They obviously wanted some mayo with their mouthes open

upthedownslide 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:55

ugh!! you're a disgusting pedophile. you belong in jail.

lovinthembigirls 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:46

ahww;; im sorry that dies suckk. what is op

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