By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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saIty 17

So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.

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EverestMelting 23

Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.

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NightHawk387 22

At least he is trying something to help him last longer. Try being more sensitive about it. It's not like he wants to finish that quickly.

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miah7676 5

It could be the other way around my girl orgasms every 3-5 mins then it gets to the point where she can't take it anymore and I haven't finished yet

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Iniezian 18

Tell him to try kegels.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

4 minutes? Ain't no one got time for that....

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cjfml68 1

It must be frustrating. For your boyfriend. A full 4 minutes and you are not satisfied? How is that your boyfriend's fault? Other women can come 2-3 times in that time. Learn to do that

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AriSwagg 9

It's not his fault. I'm sure he's not proud that he doesn't last. Really, you should be saying **** HIS life.

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onorexveritas 23

should've gotten the extra strength stuff

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infamousq 13

He should rub one out before y'all start. That way he can last longer

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