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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 537
You deserved it 6 694

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.

Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.

Comments

more like **** His Life.. not only is this really bad for his confidence and ability to enjoy sex, his girlfriend doesn't seem to be supportive at all. Trust me, if we could choose we'd all last over half an hour.

He really needs to see a doctor or sex therapist about this problem, and you need to go with him. I have read of tricks men can do to help them last longer.

perdix 29

Use more. Slather on twice as much and you'll get 8 minutes. Glad I could help you with some high-falutin' math. Warning: don't get any in your mouth -- you'll start telling boring stories full of pointless details and irrelevant tangents.

KaiCer0 8

My boyfriend lasts until he gets me off AT LEAST one time every time. I asked him how he doesn't just come and he told me it was because he was too concentrated on getting ME off before he even thought of himself, tell your man to try that, it might take his mind off his ****** for a little bit.

mykelinva 4

If your boyfriend is 25 out older, go see a doctor. If he is a teenager, then do this: sex, shower, repeat. Do this twice a day for two weeks. If his condition doesn't improve then get a new boyfriend cause you probably will have broken the first one....

RedPillSucks 31

Enough time to smoke a fag during...

It's like I tell every girl I have sex with. The first one is for me, then it's all about her. Unrelated, how did he manage to go for 80 seconds without the cream. That's enough time for twice... and a short nap!

SmittyJA24 26

If he can't cut the mustard, make him lick the jar!!

gameover18 17

At least he has gotten laid. I guess practice makes perfect.