By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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saIty 17

So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.

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EverestMelting 23

Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.

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Reaper5639 16

Tell him to use his hand and just when he is about to cum then he should stop till the feeling is gone and then carry on again. Repeat this about 3-4 times a day.

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thew_fml 14

pause during sex. change positions. don't make him more tense about it, as that will make things worse

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zocator 4

I would try some of that stuff but I have to stop with my gf cuz it hurts her too much. I last too long. Most of the time I don't get off cuz she's too tight

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Raesin 21

Either that or she's not ready and thus, too dry and just does it to try and make you happy. Communication people.

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EsotericBrent 29

^^What 42 said, work on her longer before. Gets her "ready" sooner and usually it actually improves the experience the more time you spend on each other before. Then just take more time to go from slow to fast, and take it easy.

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sig4life 18

Tell home to repeat these words in his head "Oprah naked, Oprah naked, Oprah naked" you might get an extra 30 sec.

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etchsanity1 11

Or become permanently impotent ... Risky mental image.

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EsotericBrent 29

These are dangerous forces you're playing with here....

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MuseFan1991 14

at least he's willing to try things to give you pleasure! failing that, changing positions can help slow things down. or get him to finish you off manually after he's finished. there's always a way :D

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mistercrow 9

Did he start singing 4 minutes by Madonna and JT?? "WE ONLY GOT 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD!"

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