By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
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mike3775 35

And yet another upset woman who does not want to have fun in bed. Man I swear, the majority of women who post these types of comments on FML just want the guy to go back and forth for a few minutes and not say or do anything but that and then finish up and be done with it

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OhBRiTTiEbaby 0

lmao! funny stuff!

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15thPrestige 0

What gun was it? o.0

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tdiz 0

that's funny. and being able to laugh while having sex is important

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Calyx_fml 21

At least its better than "Choo! Choooooo!"

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KateKiddo 6

My friend and I both laughed during my first sex, because every time i reacted to pain he'd make a funny face and say something like "Ooh! Who's there?" or "UPGRADE!"

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taylordey 0

Your supposed to be comfortable enough with the person ur having sex with to laugh... My boyfriend of a year and 5 months juss the other day decided he was gonna yell "I'm cumming" like the girls in **** movies do, lol. And the funniest part was he did it in a girl voice

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tothevictor 0

OMG hahahahahahahaha I cannot stop laughing... I can picture some dude screaming "POW POW POW POW POW!" at the top of his lungs!! Bwahahaha

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