Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex in the shower of a university... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2017 00:28

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex in the shower of a university building where he works and where I study. To cover the sounds he turned on the shower. Just when we were going at it, the steam of the shower set off the fire alarm. The whole building had to be cleared. FML

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