Love: Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship...

By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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You deserved it 6 752

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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You deserved it 8 452

LARP a love life, loser

By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend and I have reached the final nail in the coffin. He rather roleplay with strangers in Grand Theft Auto 5 than even talk to me on the phone, and he speaks to me like I'm gum under his shoe, and tells me we don't need to talk every day or do anything together. Before we used to every day. FML

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You deserved it 272

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 22:24 - Germany

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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You deserved it 4 974

By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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You deserved it 1 917

By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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You deserved it 7 009

By sincerely - 03/06/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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You deserved it 5 604

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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You deserved it 210

Ouch…

By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

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You deserved it 148

Obsessed and possessed

By ugh just make it stop - 01/07/2023 18:00

Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML

I agree, your life sucks 135

You deserved it 1 928

Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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You deserved it 191

Surge5560 20

Wednesday 22 August 2012 19:00

MineCraft is awesome!

sniperkit 10

Wednesday 22 August 2012 19:01

I see no problems here. Or maybe it's that you don't actually talk anymore..

Comments

emmanhall11 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:41

Minecraft is really fun though...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:50

Lots of couples play games together and they actually have fun. Give it a try.

likeAwesome 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:13

cockBLOCKED

Kyle225 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:14

Good idea

om102907 4

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:22

Who taught you anything about sexual education? When you are having sex lubricant equal fluid and when you out and more fluid to somebody that is already wet you might not feel it even if they come. Therefore ejaculate is not a very abrasive substance that will cause any type of sensation whatsoever the only thing you may feel is the volume of the liquid in your vaginal vault going up.

Gabilliam 19

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:42

Wrong FML?

katieismyname 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:22

That's freaking perfect!! I love mine craft. And I'm a girl!

vbmg152 18

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:32

If a phone call is too "boring" maybe you're over each other! Communication is the single most important thing in a relationship! I should know, I've been married 24 years!