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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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DizzyDancer 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

Dudelike89 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:43

Dude was just trying to share...

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babycakess10 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:35

you'll remember that kiss forever now! haha gross

Crazy4Christ 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:12

so Ur breath stank?

cek31076 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:17

that's sick..

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:30

it's all about recycling these days.

rewshrew 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 3:45

FTW

tigerbunny 2

Sunday 17 April 2011 3:53

Maybe you should have kissed him at least ONCE before you made him your "boyfriend".

JennaJustLauqhed 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:21

Halfway Through? Are you saying that even after he threw up, you continued to kiss?

eyraoner 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:18

she had to eat it

theerick01 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:59

That ugly huh?

Landryy 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:13

you kissed him for the first time when you were already going out..? that's prude !

Saritasmiles 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:29

hahaha! they're probably like 13.

NaoPudding 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:41

Not everyone goes about their relationships the same. There's no reason to judge them because they do things differently in their relationship.

lmfpomfa69 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:14

yummy sorry your first kiss went so badly. fyl.

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