Holidays: Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas....

By SeaSick - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

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By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By nomfuck - 09/09/2014 15:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML

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Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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The love boat

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 16:30

Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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attomkins 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:24

fake. One day in the Bahamas there's no way that would happen.

sv3smilez 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:41

In FL you can go to the bahamas for a day, sucks that you guys didnt get to enjoy the trip!

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Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:33

whether its fake r not FYL. way i see it eother u had a shitty trip so fyl or ur so sad u made up an FML so people would comment and feel sorry for you through a fake incident fyscl (f ur so-called life)

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:42

He let you use the toilet? Romantic! That sucks. I've always been a pretty good sailor but I got horribly sick on that boat that tours the Statue of Liberty. Choppy weather and crappy boat. Seasickness is awful, especially on a short trip. In a couple of months, it'll be funny. Till then, FYL.

swimspy 3

Monday 15 February 2010 16:11

at least u did it together!!!:)

rachel7482 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:13

I am goin to the Bahamas this summer for a week I hope that doesdnt happen to me if it did that's $3000 down the toilet

dragonwarrior 3

Monday 15 February 2010 16:17

Sucks to be you

bedrockkx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:44

why not puke on the side of the boat then you would get to see the view...

briannakur 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:53

did the bathroom at least come with complimentary soap?? fyl.

disney_blonde 16

Monday 15 February 2010 17:15

1 day cruise? It takes about 6 hours by boat each way if you leave from Miami/Ft Lauderdale. When would you even have time to step foot in the Bahamas if 12 hours of your day was on a boat? 2-3 days is reasonable for a weekend trip. 1, no.