By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

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Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
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MagnusDeus 24

Seems a little harsh to knee your wife in the face. Even if it was almost butt penetration.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I guess he really didn't want to do it in the butt, in the butt.

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Love_L0ST 13

It depends on if the wife has ever talked about it before if she had I would be freaked out too

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DoomedGemini 37

I'd hope if you told her you don't even like the thought of it that she wouldn't even try.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Unless she had a shit eating grin on her face...

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PePziNL 20

Please tell me you made that pun on purpose

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syki 22

@ 63 I did, but I don't think most people noticed. :P

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Or in this case... ASSumed I'll show myself out.

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MagnusDeus 24

Seems a little harsh to knee your wife in the face. Even if it was almost butt penetration.

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happysmile987 24

How was it going to be butt penetration of OP is a woman? Unless OP is a man, I guess that would make more sense. But still, I'm confused. I'm on the mobile version so I can't see the gender of OP

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lurker_no_more 13

@6, fingers and/or tongue for example is something that both genders usually have ;)

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happysmile987 24

#7 I guess that makes sense, but I don't think he should have knee'd her in the face for it

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Malsain_fml 10

I don't think he did it on purpose, I am pretty sure that the surprise/fear led him to react in the moment rising one leg or bending them uncontrollably.

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Tripartita 44

#9, it's clear #7 isn't justifying the husband's reaction; he's just explaining how anal penetration is possible regardless of sex.

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tomvertigo 17

#6 -you can. It's the symbol representing gender next to OPs name.

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happysmile987 24

#23 I understand but I was just saying it conclusively. But yeah, thanks everyone. I'm still confused, so if there's an icon next to OP's name does that mean they are female? Because for me not all of the names have the icons next to it. On this FML, there is an icon but other ones there is nothing.

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DoomedGemini 37

On my phone I see shoulder up silhouette like images, long hair is female and short hair is male. Not all will have them. There can also be the gender symbols I believe.

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happysmile987 24

Ooh that makes sense. Thanks #46!

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alphasmartass93 21

Also some pictures will be bordered pink for female and blue for male-

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Sandsh8rk 36

I guess he really didn't want to do it in the butt, in the butt.

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I_Like_Dogs 28

OP: *knees down* Boyfriend: "What what?"

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SuperLemon99 9

Sorry to hear that OP, I'm sure it was an accident!

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corky1992 33

What were you doing for him to think you were going for his butt? You'd think it'd be pretty obvious what you were going for.

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JMichael 25

She had that shit eatin grin on her face.

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jgriff79 23

Maybe the ***** in her hand had something to do with it.

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bad_boyfriend 10

Pssh dude doesn't know what he is missing. If she wants to get wifed up, she better eat it like groceries.

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crackfetus420 12

People on this app seem to have a hard time taking a joke

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badbitch23 15

I don't think it's wise to take advice from someone with the name bad boyfriend

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thisguy22 33

That was advice? I'm not even totally sure what he said...

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bad_boyfriend 10

Yeah, but my girlfriend eats the ass. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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Distantsoul 8

What angle did you go to make him think that you were going for his bum :s like seriously this makes no sense

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PuppiesKisses 15

Did you do something or did something happen in the past to cause such a harsh reaction? Should tell him he'll never get head again if that's his reaction for no logical reason.

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