Holidays: Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas....

By SeaSick - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

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By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By nomfuck - 09/09/2014 15:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML

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Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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The love boat

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 16:30

Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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attomkins 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:24

fake. One day in the Bahamas there's no way that would happen.

sv3smilez 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:41

In FL you can go to the bahamas for a day, sucks that you guys didnt get to enjoy the trip!

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thatguy5 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:35

Well, at least he can't brag about all the things he got to see without you.

oped01 8

Monday 15 February 2010 18:46

Buy Dramamine and check the weather. ahole. and who does a one day cruise. YDI

JackStone96 4

Monday 15 February 2010 18:53

hey... look at the bright side... at least you were together.

morganrules123 10

Monday 15 February 2010 19:33

at least he was polite and took the sink.

love4hardrock 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:33

at you did it together Now that's bonding time!!

piinkbunnii 1

Monday 15 February 2010 19:51

200 dollars for a boat ride, that sounds like a great deal!!!!

jgarcia32 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:24

you wasted two hundred dollars on a giant one day cruise? WTF were you thinking? every cruise has one 'bad' day. you suck at planning obviously. maybe you shouldn't be so cheap next time and go on a 7 day cruise. it's not outragously expensive either.