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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By trixieee - 04/08/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML

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DJuan 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:09

don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants

lookatstupid 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:08

Ouch

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LMZ0229 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:54

He's dumb. Dump him.

Sweet_Nightmares 0

Friday 23 April 2010 12:34

Wow.....that's demeaning.....and not the smartest thing to say around your girlfriend. I'm not surprised that it bothers you. That tells me, either he's a shallow bastard who isn't worth your time or he's just an idiot and doesn't think before he speaks. If you're looking for someone who cares or is of a more mature nature, I'd look for someone else. Good Luck!

Meru 0

Friday 23 April 2010 17:32

Me thinks you shouldn't instantly consider yourself hot.

just_his_friend 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 9:47

FYL Here's some directions for him "Open mouth Insert Foot" jackass, i would have asked him lol which one was i..... Am i hot and stupid or ugly and smart, then i would have slapped the shit out of him for answering either lol

Alchemist919 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 2:51

that sucks that your boyfriend would randomly say that right in front of you but methinks you are a little conceited if you instantly though yourself as stupid so basically you instantly think you are hot so you must be stupid? or you instantly think you are ugly, because you know you're smart? just saying, someone seems a little full of themselves

bobun16 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 6:41

They could have been saying you're beautiful, which is better than hott, since hott is usually used for girls who look cheap.

Elrox 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 15:26

oh but he still loves you? FYL ehh? he was probably just generalizing. meaning not referring to you :p

Reabow 0

Friday 23 July 2010 20:34

I don't think thats fair to say, because thwat can hardly be what he meant to say. I'm sure he finds you beautifull. And why would he be with someone he thinks is stupid. I've been with a stupid once.. Kind of my first relationship.. nothing happened and I think it only last for a few days. So I don't think that's what he meant and I think you are overreacting.