By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 585
You deserved it 116

Comments

Cyadene 0

wow, so, I'm half expecting to get my comment so heavily voted negative that it gets buried, just because I don't agree with most of the people here. (it just happens) I don't think this is quite an FML because it's more like an "awkward" moment. BUT I DON'T AGREE that OP sucks or anything like that. It's all perspective, of course, so what may seem cute to one person may seem clingy to another person. This is just one of those examples where couples kinda miss each other's intent or idea... it's comparable to how a couple deals with a one-sided fetish... except in this case, the "fetish" (not that I'm calling it a fetish, I'm simply referring to the equivalent action of contention) is more popularly seen as a "cute" thing rather than disturbing compared to how most people may consider things like diaper play or other things like that. now, I know he was trying to be cute and appeal to her, I'm sure, but maybe that just isn't her thing and maybe she just thinks it's weird. that's her prerogative and their relationship (if it still exists) would either work out the difference of opinion or not. She's not necessarily being a bitch for having a difference in consideration for the action. some people like PDA, some people don't. Some people like celebrating 1-month anniversaries, some don't. Some people like kissing on the first date and some people don't. oh, and FML doesn't necessarily have to mean that things that call for an FML are "end-of-my-world-omg-this-sucks-so-hard" it could just be a simple alternative to the ever-versatile "oh f*ck..."

My boyfriend is a joker, but I don't think he'd pretend to chew on my hair for 5 minutes. That and he's not clingy to the point where if we're cuddling I can't stand up to go do something. I mean it's not as if she said she was going to leave. Though it's also all in perspective. I'm older and a mom. Sometimes our cuddles are cut short because one of our children have a nightmare. I seriously doubt that you guys would have the same reaction if this were from a guy's perspective.

Am I the only one who thought her head was crammed between two huge breasts in the preview?

yeahreally 6

LMFAO i didnt even notice it looked like that

xmagster 0

I don't understand this as being an ML... My boyfriend and I do this sort of stuff all the time, and it's not annoying or anything... maybe it was an ML because he wouldn't stop...?

Haha. You really need to get a sense of humour, OP. That's a nice comic though - also very strangely Alice in Wonderland-ish as well if you ask me.

Haha, your boyfriend is cute and hilarious - why are you complaining? Lighten up, it's not fun being serious all the time. Maybe he's trying to tell you something? :)

Is anyone going to mention how awesome that picture is?? i love it! i love the koala.. thats awesome.

Wow, this is weirder then Peter Griffin's Crotchula costume.