awww! thats so sweet :)

awwww lol

That's hilarious. I don't think that counts as an FML.

God I don't get why everyone thinks this is adorable or that she doesn't deserve a boyfriend. I've had a boyfriend like that, and trust me, it gets creepy. He's also the kind of guy who tells every girl he dates that he loves them on the first day they start dating, pats people on the head like a dog, believes that he's a werewolf, and followed me around. EVERYWHERE. I'd bet he'd follow me into the bathroom. There's a line that someone shouldn't cross when it comes to 'cuteness' and 'affection'. A few seconds of it would be cute, but after the first minute it becomes creepy. Also, what if she got up just to go to the bathroom?

She probably had to pee or something. Jeeze. That would make anyone pissed.

oh c'mon OP. That's adorable. I would so do that with my girl. actually, I probably will just to see what response I get. (most likely a good one.) 

I reenacted this with my boyfriend. :) We like pretending to be animals. Sometimes we're snails and octopuses too. It is cute, though 5 minutes is a bit excessive. It's good to be childish with your lover, it's funny and cute. Unless you're naked. Then it's just weird.

after my fiancé read this he randomly did it to me

Ahw! I love your boyfriend

THAT'S CUTE!!! why the **** are you FMLing about that u retard!!