By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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nolifeatall 6

wow. okay so i want your boyfriend. thats adorable, open your ******* eyes chick!

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its_shrimpage 0

the illustration needed to be cuter. especially the koala and the boyfriend imo.

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josh78 0

This is called humor. He is trying to be cute and he actually likes being with you but you make it out to where he is to clingy. Which is understandable but i mean come on he wanted to be with you so chillax ~78~

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josh78 0

This is called humor. He is trying to be cute and he actually likes being with you but you make it out to where he is to clingy. Which is understandable but i mean come on he wanted to be with you so chillax ~78~

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APH_759 0

Today... I ****** a baby and it died in my arms.... fml.

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bowango 0

i just tried this with my girlfriend, and it totally got me laid. thanks OP.

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definatelywierd 0

the preview from the main page made the elbows look like boobs. yes, i am a perv

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CosmicPossum 2

In the thumbnail on the front page, it looks like she has breasts on either side of her head (instead of his elbows). o.O

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The_Nothing 0

Oh thank GOD I'm not the only one who thought the thumbnail looked like something dirty!

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Anteezy 7

Cool illustration. OP has obvious commitment anxiety :ooo

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