It's kind of cute. :3

I think 90% of the people broke the no "arguing that an anecdote is "not FML worthy"" rule. I also think that about at least 50% broke the "don't post any... hateful comments" rule. To all the people who did call her a bitch or a miserable prick, well, if she posted this as an FML, perhaps we don't know all the context, and it's not right to flame someone over our own ignorance. If i wasn't exactly in the mood, this would be a turn-off. But i honestly do love this sort of stuff most of the time, and i would totally laugh if my boyfriend said something ridiculous like that.

cutee(:

Lol! i used to Do that to my bird all the time to piss her off :)

That's not an FML. It's weird, but in a cute way.

Awww, this is very strange and awkward, but very cute as well. X]

I get the feeling that some of the people (the ones I've noticed are all women, but I'm sure there are men too) on this site just want something/someone to bitch about. Sheesh! Grow a sense of humor! Dating isn't all staring into each other's eyes all the time and reciting shakespeare; if it was it would get boring fast.

How tragic was this really worth the post... It is corny but it in no way makes ur life suck dont be such a stickler

that's so Cute. my boyfriend hangs onto me and says he's my monkey

That sounds adorable