By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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You deserved it 3 880
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NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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karmaSUCKS321453 0

you is no first. now go be a good girl. make him a sammich and then take a nap an he will love you long time.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Well, well OP, now what have we learned today? TBH I don't care but is there a less obvious lesson to be learned out of this other than don't random date people?

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MissMay18 5

Where does it say he's a random? He's her boyfriend and they are obviously comfortable staying the night together... It's not his/her fault she/he didn't know his/her man was a creeper... A lot of the time your significant other might act normal for a while until they feel comfortable and then bring out the weird stuff. Not uncommon at all.

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GoingCommando93 14

Missmay, men obviously do not have breasts, therefore, cut out the he/she his/her politically correct crap, you're not going to offend any radical feminists. OP is obviously a female.

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xDyah 0

oh wow...that's odd...

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NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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DreamerofWorlds 0

Ouch. And number 7 took the words right out of mouth... er, fingers. FYL

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