Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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taylorannex3 4

Monday 18 July 2011 13:55

favorite(:

broomhildo 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:34

Interesting...but cute.

badwolfbluebox 7

Friday 22 July 2011 2:56

I thought I was the only one to come up with the dangerous koala move!

nooneelse 7

Friday 22 July 2011 22:36

That's actually so cute you know from your description..

courtbby 0

Friday 29 July 2011 15:33

quit bitchin... my bf does crazy stuff like what and I love it... it's unique

flufflybuttons 4

Friday 5 August 2011 0:40

i do the same but i go your never leave me and start going nom nom nom on her hair

feranmi101 0

Friday 5 August 2011 14:48

That is too cute why are u fmling if my bf did that I would giggle and hug him all the other relationship fmls are about rejection and cheating and ur fmling about that ? Really ?

otakuchica 4

Friday 9 September 2011 14:57

My favorite. By far!!!

gonzakev 2

Monday 26 September 2011 6:18

That so cute and I'm a guy :D

crazygirl3416 0

Monday 26 September 2011 7:13

How is this a FML????? that is adorable!!

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