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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 632

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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You deserved it 3 161

By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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You deserved it 133

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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You deserved it 5 034

By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 1 540

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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You deserved it 65 744

By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 542

You deserved it 8 146

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML

I agree, your life sucks 867

You deserved it 150

Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 156

Weird reason, but OK

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 873

You deserved it 117

Dalarsco 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:01

How can people possibly think she deserved it?

Ell363 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:12

That's when you start flipping off everyone you pass on the road while he's driving, then they take down his license plate number and beat his sorry ass later.

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Person_Man 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:26

#41. Obviously can't see my genius. She's lucky that he'd drive her for 3 hours even though they broke up, and the thanks she shows is going on to FML and whining about it.

tbweffect 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:27

Man up, you should have kicked him out the car...? Pussy

RunawayKibbles 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:28

I'm really sick of all these "Booooo, hoooooo, my bf/gf dumped me now pity me!!!!" posts. They're not FMLs. That's life, it happens to everyone....

Person_Man 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:31

See? #45 knows what's going on!

mjsmclaren 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:32

Did you give him road head first? If not then that could be way

mcf5075 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:34

hey # 45, its not about "wah, my bf dumped me" its about hes an ass and dumped me when he was driving in the middle of a 3 hour trip. that is soooo ****** up, there for it is and FHL

dizzzane 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:41

bet he wouldn't have broken up with you if you had tried to extract his semen!

dizzzane 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:47

P.S.......all of you jackasses that have terrible grammar and can't spell anything correctly...a) you are a ******* tool... that little red line under a word means that is MISSPELLED and b) if you can't find out the correct way to spell it... hit control+T (open a new tab) go to ******* google and type the word in.... it will even spell it correctly for you, you ****. That is right #41 i'm talking to your gay ass

p0rcelain 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 2:20

LOL! Yeah, and "......" and run on sentences with a) and b) are grammatically correct. =p Try to be able to type something coherent before taking a shit on others who can't spell.