Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes,... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

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Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Equinox987 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

lol ur bf is hilarious!

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taylorsaurous 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:22

I wouldn't mind that.. haha I think it's kinda random and cute... Just as long as it wasn't everytime. hahaa

777_alex_777 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:56

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA XD that was the funniest thing ive heard all day!! awkward and vaguely disturbing, but not really an FML hilarious tho XD

Fateless_Fighter 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:03

I bet you made almost every person who read this day.!!!!!!!! hahah

Noxx_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:07

Your boyfriend might just be the coolest person I've heard of on this site. Marry him.

Jaina_APO 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:32

that is amazing.

scandalousgirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:44

WTF?!

missmishi08 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:46

LOL i love your boyfriend can we have his number!! lol

miley_baby 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:54

I WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO DO THIS! THIS IS ******* AMAZING!!! I EMAILED THIS LINK TO HIM SO HE WOULD GET THE IDEA HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE THAT! WIN WIN WIN A THOUSAND TIMS WIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDD

imalionrawr010 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:56

That's cute. Corny yes, but cute :D

Freed0mfr1es 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 6:05

awesome..

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Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

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Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

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Today, my best friend rang me to complain about having to pay childcare fees when she's still working from home. She doesn't understand why I couldn't sympathize with what she was going through. Clearly she forgot I'm a childcare worker who would like to be paid for the work I do. FML

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Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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