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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Equinox987 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

lol ur bf is hilarious!

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Figure_it_out 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:50

NOT an FML but ******* hilarious!!!

yourMUMSgash 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:58

FYL for thinking people need to hear about your sex life.

tipsy337 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:58

O wow ya your life is sook ****** up. Who the **** moderated this one.

gorbagil 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:58

Awesome! Hes a good one - no joke

testing_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:06

This is not an FML. Your boyfriend is ******* cool.

3arl 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:10

there is also this fake sex jokes about tv shows that are going around it s jut stupid

nadromac 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:27

This is a nerd fail. Transformers transform, Power Rangers morph. If you're gonna do something overly nerdy you at least need to know what you're talking about. YDI for dating a guy who is so lame that he fails at being a nerd.

persephone83 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:24

epic comment

futurecatlady 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:42

Not a ******* FML. Would bitches please stop complaining about their dorky boyfriends?

xOblivion 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:44

Hey, he just wanted to make you laugh a bit, I love dorky people who think they're funny trying to act like they're in their favorite shows

shhhhhhh 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:51

haha

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