Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes,...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Equinox987 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

lol ur bf is hilarious!

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nycfwa 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:06

hahaha good one

xenomorph 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 5:54

He probably read this: http://xkcd.com/400

Karchev_The_Teri 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:31

xdragonrpg 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:25

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ming88 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:24

your bf wins.. seriously..

piggy94 0

Friday 8 January 2010 10:10

haha that's funny as hell

birdsfly01 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:08

I agree with #93. and he was prolly tryin to be funny!! :). made me laugh

bhd31095 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:52

I would have said Optimus Prime TRANSFORM

bhd31095 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:56

I would have said Optimus Prime TRANSFORM

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:31

laugh it off.

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