Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room...

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Let me in

By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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thathurts 0

Friday 27 August 2010 1:32

seriously, wtf..

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 1:37

YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.

Comments

glambert1998 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 3:09

104...u are not the only emo and if that guy thinks he knows everything about us EMOS,he dont and he needs to learn to get a life and not be sitting on his couch reading fmls and crap and dude who hates emos you cAn get over us ppl sorry!

skootergirl2010 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 9:30

Wow, dumbass! Shoulda smashed at home.. SMH!!

ALERI0N 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:52

anyone who labels themselves as "emo" just want attention .. be yourself.

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:57

can I just say well done to all the people who had the big argument. and the rowing guy, you made me realise just how sad some people can be. and how some people just never know when to stop. ok big statement over. now I can continue laughing at what a freak you are. and don't say I'm late in sending this cos anyone who goes on this fml and clicks on comments can see your very first sad comment. and you can make your own sandwich. creep

DallasDanielle 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 10:03

i've done it before. sorry u got locked in tho!

rubix910 2

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:58

I like how FunkyMonk174 is obviousely a troll and you're ALL falling into his troll trap! So cudose to FunkMonk174 for being an effective troll . [-:

funnywhat 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 0:01

FAKE !!! I think she invented it, and badly. FAKE !

MoonlitTearofJoy 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:22

Are you guys kidding? This is the best thing that can happen to you in HS ever O_o I envy them. YDI but just because of the awesomeness this isn't a FML at all.