Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room...

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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thathurts 0

Friday 27 August 2010 1:32

seriously, wtf..

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 1:37

YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.

Comments

lfsabtch 4

Monday 25 October 2010 6:46

Sex in school is definitely the best. Atta way for being up for it! Just be smarter about it next time, and do what my girlfriend and I do, use a room that either is always unlocked, or has more than one way out!

nickballer55555 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 11:16

that's a little on the edge but If u had

gamecocks1 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 4:17

really? in a school?

cupcakeyumzz 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:34

O_o ew…

cassieeeeeee 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:00

YDI for having sex at school!

MissCuteStack 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:05

you idiot ydi

MissCuteStack 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:25

I really think you could have waited or were you that ******* horny ???

HannahPaloozah 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:53

ur saying fml while I'm saying luckyy , that'd be fun and a cool story/ memory ... unless u were hhavin sex wen they found u , or weren't wearing clothes