By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

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DRchika 0

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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amykillswitch 0

my boyfriend would do the same thing. i can't really blame him though. ice cream is pretty bitchin.

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ondreeuhlace 0

you're boyfriend is absolutely ahmaZing! im a chick && i would totaly do that,hahah

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Scootles7 0

So cute. I would be weirdly proud of my fiance if he did this. He's never seen the ice cream man :(

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yeaaafml 0

I am getting SO sick of the word 'proceed' she proceeds, he proceeded, every damn fml uses it.

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MichaelScarn 0

This is my new favorite FML. so effing funny

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neverland_fml 0

Love the ice-cream trucks and all their delicious treats, but, if he a gentleman would have asked you if you wanted to go outside for a little after-****** ice-cream then, when you came back, smeared them all over your body and then licked it all off. How much better would sex be if Dippin' Dots were served afterwards?! I'm a genius.

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xClarkGable 0

This is so funnnny. I love the Ice Cream Man, and I love your boyfriend. Ice Cream is better than sex EVERY day.

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whoduhhelru 0

that is the correct response. Any other and you should have broken up with him.

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starvingxartist 0

bahahah, that is totally something both me and my boyfriend would do. what you SHOULD'VE done is turned the eating of ice cream into foreplay. if you know what i mean. just sayin'. and btw, you can make out naked in bed any day. ice cream man, at least where i live, is very rare.

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