By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

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DRchika 0

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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skittlesxmonster 5

i honestly dont see the FML here...hey if i was in bed with a dude and i heard that...id so chose the ice cream...WHO DOESNT LOVE SPRINKLES -_-

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TootyFruity123 0

Well...the icecream man is pretty beast.

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cadenernest 0

This made me laugh irl. I can just see his face brighten like that of a child. Word of advice: don't marry this one.

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rwarlol 0

when you add food with sex it's awesome. all you need now is to add tv to the equation.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Aww, shit, dude, I would do that too! It's not like we were actually getting it on. ICE CREAM!

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curryndricegirll 0

Haha...aww...maybe he was thinking of getting you ice cream, which would definitely make for anything and everything else.

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truman_fml 0

haha i like this one sucks but funny as hell :)

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louisianagrrrrl 0

either this is fake or your bf is waaaaay too young

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