By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

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DRchika 0

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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InTheAyer 0

who blames him???? c> woo hoo!!

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eggnogg 0

y would u just lay there naked with out having sex or doing something, either u are extremely prude and wont let anything enter u or are just a moron, well i dont blame him if u couldnt even have sex but just decide to lay naked. u dumb shit

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tangello 0

hahahaha sounds like my bf!

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LadyRedgraveDMC 0

lol I'd have done the same thing.

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Nichoe7ukka 0

hahaha, Thats soo great. Hes a keeper !

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Oriina 0

Hahaa! Aww, that's adorable. That means he's not completely focused on sex, haha. Though I must wonder why you would be lying in bed with a 10-year-old.

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bebepatita 0

either this is fake. he didnt like the sex at all which leads to he just trying to get away from you asap or you're having sex w/ a 10year old.. wait. you're not even having sex shit. i'd run away too

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Ellex333 0

hahahahahahaha ! ROFTL ! this made me laugh really hard. this is my fave FML yet !

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