Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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KittenOnAcid 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:00

thats so frenching adorable

itsgen 16

Monday 1 June 2009 8:58

what a keeper

Somebody52 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:25

......um......no comment

daarlingdamsel 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:30

I would totally do that...

dmjones93 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:45

I wanna party with him! :D

violentfemme222 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:19

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg that's amazing!!!!

sunkissed_hotty 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:55

why would he want ice cream when you could make him cream

Jayyyrad 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:19

HAHAHAHA amazing.

silly_kate 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:59

awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! you're so lucky!!! i'd kill for a guy like that! stop bitching!!! at least you don't have only wants sex and then will leave once the deed is done!!!!!! if you don't want him, i'll have him! :D!

thefucked 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:53

HAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS its not as bad as it seems tho.... its all on ur taste tho :D

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