By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

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DRchika 0

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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CrazyManNo9 29

IDK, maybe everyone knows this story. But, some rents tell the kids that the ice cream truck only plays its song to let you know it's out of ice cream! And, a true story, I was run over by a horse-drawn ice cream wagon. Complications resulted and I was sent home from the hospital to pass-away quietly at home. Obviously, no one told me and I just went on living instead. TRUTH! LOL

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pandaceepandado 3

You know you would have done the same if you were on top.

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RKD 23

What a douche! Sex always takes precedent over anything else, except maybe some life-threatening situations and maybe not even then!

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sammiPHD 3

i would smack my boyfriend.... except i dont have a boyfriend

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devinewind 4

you need to be more entertaining apparently. or York a far cow and he's trying to help you out.

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