Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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lalalala214 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:28

haha thats hilarious! im sowwy fer u tho (:

ritalinboy 1

Friday 15 May 2009 3:50

mans gotta have his ice cream

lamisscrown 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 11:45

jajaja

harleyguy58 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:37

Ice cream or sex?..... Yeah he made a bad choice and sounds like he's about 5 years old.

XxMoonStarxX 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 6:23

wow...how old is he? 9?

kougazluvr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:56

Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D

kougazluvr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:56

Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D

kaylaaa_ 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:54

lolll thats cute. you two should have gotten ice cream together and then got back in bed. its not an FML

ryanski0123 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:19

The best fml so far

kcolwell24 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:50

Anything for a Choco Taco!!!

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