Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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adela119 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:04

hahaha i think its cute, a lil weird..but id probably go with him for sme icecream:D at least in a way you knw its not all about the sex. :)

cartoonluver 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:13

how often does the ice cream truck come out once and a lifetime opportunity there lol who wuldnt chose ice cream haha

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:52

Hey wat would life be like without ice cream! I'll tell u miserable! :p

SardonicWrath 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:23

Well, Ice-cream does taste a little better than... Umm... Kitty... x)

LauraKilledKenny 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:56

I hope he at least bought some for you :/

Friaza 29

Friday 22 July 2011 19:06

Hopefully he didn't run to the ice cream truck with a raging boner.

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:52

Man...i want some ice cream! >_____

abby1029 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:19

ice cream over making out naked on the bed with girlfreind.

anonymous3264 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:19

this sounds like something deadpool would do...

DelilahP 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:40

That's kind of cute :)

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