By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

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DRchika 0

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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hubertcumberdale 0

That is sooooo cute and funny

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quesoesbueno59 0

I like his priorities!

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ffpoisongirl 0

If I had a guy, I think I'd have to do the same to him. And then maybe implement my ice cream in sexytime directly afterward.

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Vanee 0

lol haha he would :P what ice cream did he gett?? did u have anyy?? did he buy u anny?? if he didn't, then thats FMLL !! :P :D

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cmckeon329 0

i want to date your boyfriend

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captainfailure 0

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ice cream + sex = AMAZINGNESS

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Button_x 0

I'm calling BS on this one, I just can't see anyone ACTUALLY doing this. But seriously, I think you're misunderstanding the epicness of ice cream. xD

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pagemaster 0

FYBF's life for having a girlfriend who just doesn't know how to recognize something that's ridiculously adorable.

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callummm 0

You can get off just about whenever you like, relative to how often the ice cream man comes by. Besides, he just sounds awesome.

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