Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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SingingalotFYE 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:04

haha wowww if this ever happened to me i'd just be like "wow, really now?" lol

poopooface 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:14

How's this an fml? That's so unbelievably adorable. I probably would've run for ice cream after him. If you don't want him, I'll keep him :)

frootyloopyshin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:17

Did he at least bring some back? Perhaps a milkshake?

annika_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:18

you must be a real beast in bed.

CourtneeMalakian 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:19

who the **** makes out naked and isnt having sex at the same time?

cantelopenipples 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:24

ahahahahhahahahaha. your boyfriend is the shit

lmaofml7 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:27

Hahahahah.

JeSsIeBoO 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:28

haha hes like a little kid!!!BUT who doesnt love ice cream dude?seriously!!!!

bella_brasil 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:32

Wow some of you are so bitter. I bet he's not even that young,plenty of guys will do this,no matter the age.

becky_becks 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:32

The question is...who WOULDNT do this for the ice cream man?!!??! That man is the best thing ever! :) Your boyfriend is my hero.

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