By hahaohyeahwow - 24/09/2014 04:24 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML
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hahaohyeahwow 4

He said he had to poop (lmfao) and did it in there. Also, he cannot do it twice in a night. He literally just passes out. Ha.

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onealmxwilson 18

Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?

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davidmicoola 3

You should've rolled with it, he would've lasted longer. No onepumpchump. lol

middlenamefrank 8

So apparently he has difficulty getting erect, and also seems to suffer premature ejaculations. Poor guy. I'm feeling MUCH better about my own sexual abilities.

why did you not wait like 15 or 30 min and just have round 2 for him and round 1 for you?

your fault for planning it. in the words of every Nike advert I've ever seen "just do it"

Ehm, isn't that supposed to be a part of the forplay? You get eachother ready? I never dated a guy who needed to 'fumble' himself in the bathroom before he can get it on. OP, you both need to work on this. You do him he does you.

I've actually had this happen to me too. I feel ya!!

HxH_fml 6

Well, if you had carried on with it the sex would have been longer. Just a thought but still that sucks ?